What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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