Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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