I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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