Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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