So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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