NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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