Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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