its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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