I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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