Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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