oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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