The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
And then he peed in my hair
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