Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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