Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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