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I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

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(716): View more from New York

i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.

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(716): View more from New York

Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?

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(310): View more from California

I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.

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(623): View more from Arizona

This tent reeks of fear and sangria

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(740): View more from Ohio

Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.

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(727): View more from Florida

I called him Oliver all night

(727): View more from Florida

His name is Brandon

(1-727): View more from Florida

Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...

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