Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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