therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
tell your sister to shave her snatch
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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