how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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