How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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