That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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