Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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