he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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