there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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