HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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