those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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