Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
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Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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