No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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