I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
they need to just BURY HIM!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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