it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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