Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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