Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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