I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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