think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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