Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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