and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?