I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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