Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Please, let me fuck your mom
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize