it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.