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  it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  i think i broke my dog last night...fuck

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?

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• (619): View more from California

  I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Thats alot of pressure.

  (1-813): View more from Florida

  Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.

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• (646): View more from New York

  If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.

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