what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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