ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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