I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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