hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
you had me at cake vodka
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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