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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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