my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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