ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
id be glad to
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
