She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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