Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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