I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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