all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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