new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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