In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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