you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she told me i tasted like america
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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