i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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