Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Acid is not a monday night drug
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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