question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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