You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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