I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Hey! you should come over!
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