The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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