Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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