I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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