we're blogging at a bar
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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