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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Did we use protection last night?

(1-780): View more from Alberta, CA

Um, no...keep in touch, okay?

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(234): View more from Ohio

if we break up, who will get the dealer?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.

(402): View more from Nebraska

Update, its a couple

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(678): View more from Georgia

I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.

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(281): View more from Texas

We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea

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(989): View more from Michigan

Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.

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(330): View more from Ohio

my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark

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(810): View more from Michigan

so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night

(1-810): View more from Michigan

About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'

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